Happy 30th Birthday!

To my fun-loving, pint-sized-powerlifting, pickle-ball-playing, pork-and-beans-pining, ramen-relishing, matcha-making, negligibly-nihongo-speaking, ASMR-abhorring-unless-it's-clickity-keyboard-clacking, self-diagnosed-ADHD-ing, Costco-membership-glomming, peony-tattoo-wearing, occasional-nail-art-flaunting, toast-schminkying, multiple-foreign-accent-imitating, Lucius-longing, cougar-cub-transmogrifying, periodic-edible-partaking, twenty-plus-years-to-realize-she-was-green-onion-liking, beautiful, wonderful, remarkably resilient, and amazingly fierce Eskimo daughter unit. I wish I could be there with you to celebrate your special day. I am so proud of you and I love you very much! I hope you have a wonderful 30th birthday, Em!

　ほんとうにあいしている、Poops
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